Brad Patton Rating: 59Rating: 59Rating: 59Rating: 59Rating: 59Rating: 59
Dig it – Brad Patton is ripped, stripped, and oh-so-hung. The Falcon Studios fox is a blond haired, blue eyed dreamboat – and did I mention he’s hung like a fucking stallion? Fans of Brad, rejoice! Tired of getting second billing in films like “Boot Strap” and “Drenched, Part 1: Soaking It In,” Mr. Patton has now spread his ample gift (and his willing asshole) to the internet with his very own website. Brad’s little slice of the net is also a little slice of Badpuppy.com, one of the largest (if not the largest) gay mega sites on the web – your membership to Brad’s site also includes unlimited access to the 60+ gay sites, 85+ streaming video sites, and 50+ live video feeds that Badpuppy has to offer.

Brad’s main directory splits his site up into a dozen sections – these links lead you to photographs, video clips, Brad’s web cam, chat room, videography, wallpaper, biography, forums, newsletter, schedule, contact form and the Badpuppy main page. With such a wealth of categories, one would assume that there’s also a wealth of content on Brad’s site. Your first tip-off that this may not be the case lies on the main page. A list of “new updates” lies beneath a tasteful photograph of Brad’s nude, reclined form – the last update listed took place in January, and the update before that dates all the way back to October 2006. A quick visit to the forum brings up messages titled “Brad…where are you??” and “Brad Died?!?!?!” Brad’s boyfriend (and frequent pornographic partner) Brian does his part to squash rumors of Brad’s demise, stating that Brad has been “extremly [sic] busy with his skating lately,” and will return to the loving embrace of his fans “as soon as time allows.”

Hopefully time will allow Brad to come back soon, since in his absence BradPatton.net sits stagnant with a pitiful 21 photo galleries and eight videos. The photos and videos both come from miscellaneous sources, and as a result are presented in miscellaneous sizes and formats (photos range from 300x200 to 400x600, while videos are available as WMV and Quicktime files). Each photo gallery holds around 25 pics of Brad fucking on the set of his movies and posing solo in the comfort of a studio. They can’t be downloaded as ZIP files or viewed as slideshows.

Of the eight videos on Brad’s site, approximately one half of them are hardcore clips or trailers from Brad’s movies and one half of them are just solo masturbation sessions. The clips are long, at least – most 20-30 minutes or so – but are of pretty horrible video quality.

Seeing as Brad’s so busy with his “skating” and all, there aren’t any upcoming shows scheduled on the webcam page. There are, however, 320x240 screenshots from other live sessions that you can check out in lieu of actually checking Brad out. That Brad Patton – what a cocktease!

All in all, Brad’s site is pretty limp. Happily, Brad himself has no problem when it comes to limpness – I just wish he’d get back online and show us all what he’s made of. Brad’s site isn’t worth the scratch on its own, but at least it comes with a free subscription to Bad Puppy – worth more than the slim glimmer of hope that Brad will return one day.

-- Sassy
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Category: Gay Porn Stars

Sub Categories:Gay Muscle, Gay Hunks
Amount Content: 10
Quality Content: 9
Easy of use of Website: 18
Content/Promised: 10
Value: 12
Rating: 59
Reviewed on: Fri, May 4, 2007
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